Although most NIMBY situations are very serious affairs to the local communities involved, individuals outside of the fray can often find humor in the midst of the tension and fiery passions of the antagonists. My next four posts are NIMBY scenarios with some of their humorous aspects front and center. I have tried to be humorous or witty even in the titles of the posts. The first two posts present real NIMBY scenarios with which Inhaber deals in his book, Slaying the NIMBY Dragon. The second two posts concern NIMBY situations which are not real, but are realistic enough to sound real. I did not originate these two scenarios. I have done an exhaustive search for the originators. However, my searches have come up empty. If someone knows from where these scenarios came, please let me know so that I can give credit or blame to whom it is deserved.
I know full well that humor is not always the most appropriate way in which to deal with problems. Therefore I will end my series on NIMBY situations with several posts that look at NIMBY through the lenses of scripture and faith. What do scriptures say about the NIMBY attitude? Is it ever justified to invoke a NIMBY approach?
My first humorous NIMBY post is entitled: Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch. It concerns the State of Tennessee against the United States Department of Energy over a low-level nuclear waste dump to be sited near Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Oak Ridge was already the site of a nuclear laboratory and a nuclear power plant. The whole economy of the Oak Ridge region was built on nuclear science. The overwhelming majority of the residents of the Oak Ridge area were in favor of placing a nuclear waste dump in their town. Where did the Department of Energy hit a snag?
My second humorous NIMBY post is entitled: Never Underestimate a Group of Irate Senior Citizens. It deals again with the United State Department of Energy attempting to build another nuclear waste dump. This time the proposed dump is in Allegany County, New York, a very rural area, that had few populated areas. It seemed perfect for a nuclear dump. The DOE did all their homework. There were no geological problems which which they needed to be concerned. The land was only farm land and therefore should be cheap to acquire. What went wrong?
My third humorous NIMBY post is entitled: What Makes a Better Neighbor, a Prison or a University? The seed for this post was planted many years ago during a dinner conversation at an academic conference in Santa Fe, New Mexico. I don’t remember the names of the participants. However, I know one was an individual from a New Mexican institution. Another attendee at the table made the observation that there were no four-year state colleges or universities in Sante Fe, the capital of New Mexico. The person from New Mexico chuckled and said that this was an ongoing debate in the state that degenerated into a very biting joke. The joke was: “Why did Albuquerque get the state university and Santa Fe the prison? The answer: Santa Fe got first pick.” In this post I will dissect the advantages and disadvantages of both prisons and universities as neighbors.
My fourth and final humorous NIMBY post is entitled: Which Would You Find More Acceptable in Your Back Yard, a Toxic Waste Dump or a Murder of Crows? I know many of my readers are saying “Who would want a toxic waste dump in their back yard?’ Many are also saying “Who cares about crows anyway?” This question turns on a play on words in the phrase, “a murder of crows.” The scientific term for a group of crows is “flock.” However, the literary or poetic term for a large group of crows is a “murder.” But the play on words doesn’t end there. The word “crow” is a derogatory word for a lawyer. The seed for this post was planted by a joke on a late night television show just after the super fund toxic waste dumps were identified. The joke started out with the comedian reminding people that New Jersey had the most super fund toxic waste sites. He then continued by pointing out that the District of Columbia had the highest concentration of lawyers anywhere in the United States. He concluded the joke by asking, “How come New Jersey has the largest number of toxic waste dumps and Washington has the highest concentration of lawyers? Obviously, New Jersey got first pick.” In this post I will analyze why New Jersey leads the nation in toxic waste dumps while Washington leads the nation in lawyers.
Although laughing at the foibles and silliness of others may make us momentarily feel good, it is ultimately not the best solution. Not every problem can or should be solved with humor. Sometimes we must be serious, and go back to the foundational values of our culture. Christians are suppose to turn to Scriptures to find their values. God’s Word should be the basis for our actions. There are three passages of Scriptures that jump out at me in terms of talking about how we should treat our neighbors, and who are our neighbors. I will divide these lessons into three posts.
The first post will deal with the familiar parable of the good Samaritan. The second post will consider another of Christ’s lesson about how we should treat the poor and unlovely. The third post considers the passage about the two Great Commandments.
My final post on the teaching of Scriptures concerning NIMBY situation examines the question, “Are NIMBY and Scriptures completely incompatible?” Is it ever okay to stand up and say, “Not in My Back Yard”? We will look at a couple of Old Testament examples and a very prominent one from the New Testament involving Christ’s actions in the Temple.