Alfred Hitchcock
was known for his wise and pithy words of advice about film-making. If one does
some minor editing and reads between the lines of the following Hitchcock
quotes that I found on the BraineyQuote.com website, one gets a picture of the educational philosophy of many instructors and institutions of higher learning. For the first several, I have included my edits [in brackets]. I have left a number of
unedited quotes, and invite you to do your own editing.
- Always make the audience [students] suffer as much as possible.
- I never said all actors [students] are cattle; what I said was all actors[students] should be treated like cattle.
- I aim to provide the public [students] with beneficial shock.
- The length of a film [lecture] should be directly [indirectly] related to the endurance of the human bladder.
- The paperback [Kindle] is very interesting, but I find it will never replace the hardcover book. It makes a very poor doorstop.
- When an actor [student] comes to me and wants to discuss his character [assignment; grade]. I say, ‘It’s in the script [syllabus].’ If he says, ‘But what’s my motivation?’ I say ‘Your salary [ learning; grade].
- Television [education] has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
- Television is like the American toaster. You push the button and the same thing pops up every time.
- Give them pleasure—the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
- We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.
- Self-plagiarism is style.
- A good dinner is when the price of the dinner, theatre admission, and the
babysitter was worth it. - Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.
- There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.
- Revenge is sweet and not fattening.